Peer pressure. It can lead you to do stupid things.
Sometimes you smoke, sometimes you drive too fast...
and sometimes you get stuck gluing flowers onto an old rusty station wagon...
after a whole day's work trying to sell old rusty station wagons.
Looking good, Frankie.
Thanks for helping out with the homecoming float.
Aw, hey, we're neighbors. It's not like I can just screen your phone calls, right?
You see me in my driveway.
- So you ready for Friday? - Oh, I'm always ready for Friday.
Usually around 9 a.m. Monday morning, am I right?
What about Axl? Is he nervous for the big test?
Test? Oh, I don't know, he hasn't seemed nervous.
- My son is a wreck. - The PSATs are a huge deal.
Wait, what? The PSATs?
- Darrin's been prepping for months. - Sean too.
- Bought all the practice books. - Yeah.
Okay, 57 messages about decorating a float...
- not one about the PSATs, just saying. - Come on, let's not freak Frankie out.
I mean, the PSATs aren't the only thing that help a kid get into college.
Why Greg volunteered in the Gulf last summer...
cleaning the oil off baby pelicans.
And Sean interned at the Capitol.
Okay, come on, guys, they are juniors. Isn't this all a little nuts?
We didn't do any of this when we were kids, right?
Oh, it's much different now.
Did you hear about what happened to Doug Hornburg?
He did everything right.
Great grades, community service, nailed his SATs.
He applied to 10 schools and didn't get into one.
Now, he lives at home and works for the city...
picking up dead animals.
- What a shame. Terrible. - His mother shops... Yes.
Look, I'm not worried about Axl, it's gonna be fine.
For all I know, he's been prepping for the test. I'm sure he's on top of it.
What makes you think I'd be on top of it?
What about me makes you think I'd be on top of it?
You are way behind here, Axl. Way behind.
All your friends are totally prepared.
You said if my friends jumped off a bridge, doesn't mean I should.
This is not a bridge situation.
You should've been doing what your friends were doing.
It's your fault. You're supposed to nag me...
about important stuff. That's the system I'm used to.
Did you know that they've been offering practice tests at your school?
Nancy Donahue told me...
they mentioned it at your morning announcements.
I don't listen to the announcements. That's my texting time.
You know, you don't deserve to go to college.
- Fine. I won't. - Oh, you're going to college.
And as soon as we figure out who our congressman is...
you're going to meet him.
Go ahead, Sue, tell your mom what you just told me in the car.
Well, after considering all my choices for all the teams...
I could join in high school, I've decided to try out for cheerleading.
I know what you're thinking.
I'm a cross-country person.
But XC isn't the only sport in the world.
And the point of high school is that it's a fresh start.
No one is gonna judge me on my past.
Everyone is gonna judge me on my cheerleading talent alone.
She keeps saying that like it's a good thing.
What your dad means is there are so many other teams to try out for.
If you only go out for cheerleading, you might miss out on something more...
you know, makeable.
I'm going for it, Mom.
After all, you always tell me I should aim high.
Did you say that to her?
Does that sound like something I would say?
Hello?
Oh, yes.
Well, sure. Is everything all right?
No, of course, we'll be right down there. Okay.
Brick's in the principal's office and they want us to come down for a meeting.
- What did he do? - I don't know.
- She just said she wants to talk to us. - If Brick aimed too high on something...
I think we know who to blame.
Now, I'm sure you're aware of the situation.
And I wanted you to know that there has been a suspension.
- Brick. - Oh, no, not Brick. The other boy.
Oh, good. Wait, what other boy?
- The bully. - There's a bully?
- You've been getting bullied? - Yep.
I think you'll be happy to know that throughout all of the bullying...
Brick never fought back.
- Thank God. - Hmm.
It wasn't that bad. It was pretty standard bullying.
Wait, what is happening? What happened?
- He put you in the trash? - It's okay. I know how to get myself out.
I don't mind it that much.
Sometimes when I'm in the trash, I get a little lightheaded.
But today, I did find half a banana in there.
Brick, how many times have I told you we don't eat out of the garbage?
I saw you eat cake out of it once.
I gave you a dollar not to talk about that. Heh.
Well, that could not have gone better. I gotta tell you, I am really impressed...
with the way school handled that situation.
Yeah, well, I think it stinks.
What meeting were you at?
We were in and out of there in 20 minutes. They handled everything.
She even said it was a pleasure speaking to us.
A pleasure, Mike. We're a pleasure.
How are you not overjoyed right now?
My kid's been living in a trash can the past two weeks.
- Give me some room, I'll do a cartwheel. - Mike, he was the victim of a bully.
Finally, we're the parents of the victim and not the perp.
This is a good day.
I don't know. I think Brick needs to learn to toughen up.
Lots of trash cans, and not all of them have a half a banana.
- We teach him to stand up for himself. - Now you're just looking for work.
If we're gonna worry about anybody's future, should be Axl's.
I'm not worried. Sean Donahue's gonna be successful.
He'll give him a job someday.
Actually, as it turns out...
the person we should've been worried about was Sue.
Rock it up. Rock it down. Rock it all around.
Go, Thundering Hens!
Whoo!
Got it? Okay. Now, we're going to be taking you one at a time.
You'll do the cheer you were taught and then a self-cheer.
We won't be evaluating you to your face because that would be really awkward.
But if you make the team, you'll be getting a call from us...
by 6:00 tonight.
And if you don't get a call...
thank you so much and better luck next year.
Good luck.
Hey, hey, hey. Come here, come here.
Uh...
I feel like I've dropped the ball on this whole college thing...
so we really need to get ahead of the game, not just with the PSATs.
So come on, let's talk, all right?
So, what are your goals?
I don't know, what were your goals?
I wanted to live in a tiny house and sell cars. We're not talking about me.
I can decide where I wanna go later.
You don't just get to decide where you wanna go, Axl.
Other people decide if they're gonna let you in.
And they're not, if you're not prepared.
Now, this is a practice PSAT guide.
I want you to really go through this stuff.
Whoa, pump the brakes. Test isn't until Friday. I'll look it over Thursday.
No, Axl, this is what I'm talking about. You have to change your attitude.
You want your life to be like that dream...
where you show up for the test and you forgot to study?
- What dream? - Oh, come on.
Everybody's had the I-forgot-to-study dream. How could you not?
Uh, because I'm not a nerd.
My dreams involve a dragon trying to eat the house...
but then I ride him to the moon and we jam out on our guitars.
That's what you dream about? Jamming dragons? Hmm.
You know what I dream about? Paying bills and feeding you people...
and very occasionally, Colin Firth.
But you should be dreaming about college and...
Sorry to interrupt, just wanna make sure the phones are working.
Oh, no. What if they tried to call while I was listening to the dial tone?
What if in that split second I missed their call?
I think you're okay.
Look, Axl, your dad and I can nag you forever...
but do you think Columbus' parents nagged him into discovering America?
No. He got on the Niña and the Pinta, and the other one...
Why can't I remember that? - -because he wanted to...
and he made things happen for himself, and you can too.
You can. You have the ability, but you gotta really want it.
Hey. Listen, Brick.
I wanted to talk to you about this getting-put-in-the-trash thing.
Oh, don't worry, Dad. It didn't bother me.
That's the thing, is it should bother you.
Heck men aren't fine with getting put in the trash.
Oh, the bully might be winning right now, but my time will come.
Time will come.
No, your time is now, Brick.
You gotta stand up to this guy and let him know that he can't mess with you.
I find that most bullies just wanna feel heard.
They wanna feel like they're in control.
And once they think they've won, they'll just walk away.
Knock, knock. Is there a phone in here?
I'm collecting the phones to make sure no one's on line when cheerleaders call.
Axl had it on his bed.
But what if they don't walk away, huh? You gotta learn how to be tough.
And I can help you out with that.
Thanks for the offer, but you really don't have to help me.
- Are you sure it's over here? - No, I do, Brick.
It's my job to give my kids confidence, let them know what they're capable of.
The cheerleaders could call any minute.
For the love of God, Sue, it's a million-to-one shot.
Just use the kitchen phone.
Found it.
- What time is it? - Five fifty-five.
Oh, my gosh.
Five more minutes with the possibility of being a cheerleader.
Like Christmas morning, birthday...
and the first time I smelled the Justin Bieber perfume wrapped into one.
Even if they don't call, you gave it your best shot...
and that's all that matters.
Oh, they're gonna call. I just need to stay positive.
I heard that if everyone in a room concentrates on one thing really hard...
they can make it happen.
Nope. She's still here.
So how's the prep going for the big test? Are you using those practice books?
- I am. - He is.
Three minutes left with the possibility of a cheerleader. This is so exciting.
In three minutes, will my life stay the same...
or will it get so much better?
I predict it'll get worse. When it does, Brick owes me 5 bucks.
Hey, I said no side bets.
Two and a half minutes for the possibility.
You know what? Even if I don't make it, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be so fine.
Oh, my gosh. They're not calling. I tried and I didn't make it, my life is over.
That's the way the old cookie crumbles. Roll with the punches and all that jazz.
Why aren't they calling? Is that clock fast? Are these phones working?
Why can't this family have better phones and clocks? God, I want this so bad.
- I can't breathe. - No one help her.
Honey, you're looking kind of pale. Eat something.
One minute left with the possibility.
Maybe they wrote down my number wrong.
Or maybe I wrote down the time wrong.
Oh, my gosh! I can't take this anymore!
I should just walk away. A watched phone never rings.
It's them!
Hello? This is she.
Ahh! I'm a cheerleader!
Yes, yes, yes!
So the next morning, Sue woke up a cheerleader...
and I've gotta say it was a little weird.
Hey, hey, what do you say? I say, today is gonna be a great day.
Ooh!
Hey, that's mine. It's the last french toast dipper.
But, Brick, I'm a cheerleader now. I need my dippers to keep my spirit up.
- Okay. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't just roll over and let her take that. That's your dipper.
Know what? I should probably be eating...
some sort of cheerleader breakfast, anyway.
What do they eat? I mean, we eat. Ha!
- Here, you have it. - No. Don't give it to him.
Here. Brick, you take it from her.
- Why don't we just share it? - No. No sharing.
- Good lesson, Mike. - Shush. I'm doing something here, okay?
And Mike continued doing something every chance he got.
There job was to be the search half of the...
Come on, Brick, don't let me change the channel.
Why is my sports show more important than your...
170 blimps in over...
weird blimp show?
Sometimes you can talk and talk, and not get through to your kid.
And other times, you plant a seed and your words take flower.
Hey, Axl, I brought you a snack.
How's it going in here, huh? You know, I'm really proud of what you're doing.
Does this look right to you?
What is this?
My band's CD cover. Does it look like flames are coming out of my butt...
because they're supposed to be coming out of the ax? But...
You fool! You're supposed to be studying for the PSAT!
- The test is tomorrow! - Study later. I'm better under pressure.
When have you ever been better under pressure?
I don't know! I can't think with you yelling!
Doug Hornburg did everything right. He lives in his mother's basement.
Picks up dead animals off the side of the road.
Don't you get it, Axl?
This is your entire life we're talking about here.
You screw this up, you're done. And guess what.
No flying dragon is gonna swoop down and help you solve your problems.
Only dragon you'll be dealing with is the dead one you're dragging off the street.
I was sorry I had to be so harsh with Axl...
but sometimes that's what a kid needs to hear.
The amazing thing was, after yelling at him...
all the stress just left my body.
I don't know where it went but it was gone.
Sue Heck reporting for first practice.
- Ahh! Are those new uniforms? - About that, Sue...
there was a horrible, horrible mix-up and we are so sorry.
So, so sorry.
See, our cheerleading advisor has been distracted.
She found a lump on her cat or her dad, I don't remember.
Anyway, she accidentally called you by mistake...
and we are so sorry, but you really didn't make the team.
So, so, so sorry.
Of course, now that you get there was a mix-up...
you understand you're going to have to step down.
No.
What do you mean, "no"?
I'm a cheerleader and I want to stay a cheerleader.
You don't wanna be part of something you didn't really earn, do you?
More than anything.
But there can only be eight cheerleaders...
and here's the thing, you're not one of them.
Well, here's my thing...
if you hadn't called and told me I'd made the team...
I would've been heartbroken, but gotten over it.
But you did call me...
so I told everyone I know that I'm a cheerleader...
my family, my friend, my pen pals in Brazil and Toronto.
So to step down now would be humiliating...
and Sue Heck's humiliation has a price.
What does that mean?
It means if you want me to go quietly, I'm gonna need some things.
- What? - I wanna wear the uniform to school...
be in the group photo in the yearbook...
and I wanna cheer in one game.
And I want at least two cheerleaders to attend my birthday party.
We'll agree to everything, except the birthday party.
Deal.
Well? How did the test go?
I blew it, Mom. I totally blew it.
So sorry. I kept hearing what you said about how important it was...
and my brain vapor-locked, and I munched it, got everything wrong.
I threw up on my shirt but didn't clean it. I was like, "What's the point?
You're gonna end up a loser...
because you screwed up the most important test of your life."
No. Honey, it's not that important. You're gonna get into college.
No. I had one chance and I screwed it up.
I might as well buy a shovel and start picking up dead animals.
Please, it's just a stupid practice test.
You're gonna do better when you take the real SATs.
That wasn't even the real one?
What kind of sick mind games are you playing with me?
Okay. Axl, Axl, look at me.
Your whole world is not gonna fall apart because you didn't do well on one test.
You're gonna be fine.
Just out of curiosity...
do you happen to know how Sean did on his test?
You make a nice sandwich.
Now I know why that kid keeps taking it from you.
Mm!
Man, this is good.
- You want it back? - Yes.
- Then take it from me. - I don't want to.
Come on, I just stole your sandwich.
What are you gonna do about it? You gonna get tough or not, huh?
Huh?
Stop telling me to get tough!
People either are or they're not, and I'm not, so leave me alone!
Just back off and let me be!
- Spoken like a true Heck man. - What?
You did it, Brick. You finally stood up for yourself.
This is what I've been wanting you to do all along. Didn't that feel good?
- It kind of did. - You're darn right it did.
As a matter of fact, it felt great.
I want you to remember that feeling and take it with you through your life.
I'm proud of you, son.
Dad, that's my sandwich.
Attaboy.
Do I smell barfy to you?
If you don't wanna have sex tonight, say it.
No, it's just that I hugged Axl before...
and he had on a barfy T-shirt from his PSATs.
You know, I don't know, Mike, I just feel like with Axl...
if I don't push him, nothing gets done and he fails.
But if I do push him, he freaks out and fails.
- What are we supposed to do? - I don't know.
Maybe we should just write him off and let him be a cautionary tale.
I'm serious, Mike. Santa Maria.
I don't wanna kick you while you're down...
but I had a major breakthrough with Brick today.
- Oh, what happened? - I pulled the man out of him.
I stole his sandwich and he finally stood up for himself.
I've been hounding that kid all week about getting tough...
and he finally listened.
I find that most bullies just wanna feel heard.
I gotta tell you, Frankie, it wasn't easy.
But sometimes, I think you just gotta let people know who is in control.
They wanna feel like they're in control.
So I told him I was proud of him, and...
And?
- And then I'd... - And eventually...
once they think they've won, they'll just walk away.
I just walked away.
Oh, my God, I've been played. That kid's a genius.
Yeah, well, maybe we can get him to take Axl's SATs.
I don't know, maybe the birds have it right.
Maybe we should kick them out of the nest and hope for the best...
because you worry and worry...
but the truth is, maybe our kids don't need our help.
Maybe if we just let them out in the world...
things will go their way.
- Hey, you're Axl Heck's parents, right? - Yeah.
Jack Tracy. I'm a recruiter for East Indiana State.
Your boy sure looks fast out there tonight.
- Thanks. - Great.
When he starts thinking about colleges, why don't you give us a call?
- All right, Jack. We'll do that. - Thank you.
- Okay. - All right.
- Enjoy the rest of the game, yeah? - You too.
- Check out the mascot. - What?
Yeah! Unh, unh, unh!
Yep. Our kids are gonna be just fine.
Right?